Live @ Clancy's w/ Saint Alvia this Saturday (19th)

Saint Alvia is back for the 3rd installment of Burly Calling. If you've missed the first two, don't make that mistake again!

All the info you need is here: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/event.php?eid=214779615055&index=1

Skittlebrau Merch!

We'll be selling shirts at Boys Night Out, Crazy Diamond, Barn Burner, Love You To Death show Tonight @ The Opera House. Come and get it!

SKITTLEBRAU - S01E08 - D-HYD - SEASON FINALE!

Here she is, kids; the final episode of season 01. Keep spreading the word!


You can watch all of season 01 here ---> http://bit.ly/skittle01 or at http://skittlebrauhq.com

PRESS. SWEET, GLORIOUS PRESS.

Kathryn Dunmore gave us a pretty sweet write-up in the October 2nd edition of The Burlington Post. Check it out: http://www.burlingtonpost.com/news/article/281551

SKITTLEBRAU - S01E07 - MAINTENANCE MAN

Check it out @ http://skittlebrauhq.com -
There is a reason for being told not to talk to strangers. Stranger danger is here to stay. King Bensley knows all too well.

SKITTLEBRAU - S01E06 - K-FOLK

Now playing at SkittlebrauHQ.com: Saint Alvia's own keyboard dynamo, Brandon, teams up with K-Hype in order to start a flashy, new folk band. C-Hair, Bounce and King Bensley try to process the information, but is #801 big enough for two bands?

The Endz

We've just uploaded a video for our song "The Endz" featuring live audio from our show at Clancy's. http://tinyurl.com/theendz http://skittlebrauhq.com



Big up to T-Fried @ Sinkin-Ink!

SKITTLEBRAU - S01E05 - INTERVENTION

Bounce's marijuana consumption threatens the group dynamic and the gang sets up an intervention in hopes of getting their friend back. Tristan Britt guest stars on a very special episode of Skittlebrau that your whole family won't want to miss.

Now playing @ SkittlebrauHQ.com

SKITTLEBRAU - S01E04 - QUARANTINE

SkittlebrauHQ.com is proud to bring you the fourth installment of our little program: Quarantine!

Watch and enjoy and help us get others to watch and enjoy.

SKITTLEBRAU - S01E03 - WRESTLING TERRORISTS

Oh, hey...Episode 03 is up and SkittlebrauHQ.com has got it!

You, too, can get it.

Got it?

Get at it.

Thank you yet again to everyone who has been pushing the show. I feel like a proud papa.

C-Hair

SKITTLEBRAU - S01E02 -THE BIG BM

Episode 02 has been posted to SkittlebrauHQ.com

You know how we do this by now. Please help us get as many people to see the show as you can. We can't do this without you! As a token of our thanks, K-Hype will french you passionately in the dark.

SKITTLEBRAU - S01E01 - HIP-HOP EXAM: NOW ONLINE!

The time has finally arrived! We've posted the first episode of season 01 up on SkittlebrauHQ.com

We need as many people as humanly possible to see this and all subsequent episodes, so PLEASE tell everyone you know!

Let's get this party started right. Let's get this party started quickly.

Thank you from all of us over in camp Skittlebrau!

Pictures From The Live Show, Shorts...Oh...And LAUNCH!

Our apologies for maintaining radio silence. C-Hair's computer exploded. Now that we're back we urge you to tell everyone you know about the launch of episode 01 (right here on SkittlebrauHQ.com) on September 9th. We're excited and you should also be...and so should all of your friends.

In other news, "It's Bust Time!" has been added to the "Shorts" section. Also, check out pictures from our (sort of) first live performance at Clancy's Pub in Burlington, ON. Jamesheaslip.com has got the goods!

That's it for now.

OFFICIAL EPISODE 01 LAUNCH...SEPTEMBER 09, 2009!

Live Armageddon!

Skittlebrau + Clancy's Pub (4490 Fairview st. Burlington) + August 22nd @ 9pm = Live Armageddon - http://tinyurl.com/liveskittle

Goodnight, Sweet Prince...

We've uploaded a new short to SkittlebrauHQ.com - Immerse yourself in it. Mourn with us.

Listen.

We've uploaded 6 songs to http://skittlebrauhq.com

Free music...for free!

Free.

Since your earbuds and/or headphones are aleady in and/or covering your ear holes, treat them and your eye holes to Bounce's latest release:

1.21 GIGAWATTS!

New content and one giant leap for Skittlekind

Ever wondered what King Bensley's crib was like inside? The new short we've added at SkittlebrauHQ.com should answer any questions you may have. We've also added some downloadable desktop wallpaper type things to the site. Annnnnd thanks to a random post on Absolutepunk.net yesterday we saw a massive jump in visits to our site. We're always looking for ways to spread the Skittlebrau gospel, so if you know of any message boards, online communities or things of that nature please point them in our direction. We need all the help we can get.

To all who have helped us out so far...thank you and thank you.

A Club, An Article, A Short and A Feature Walk Into A Bar...

Sunday, July 12 2009, was a grand day! Not only were we talked about in an article in The Star (http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/664757), but C-Hair also succeeded in joining The Century Club. Check out the pictures on http://twitter.com/twittlebrau - video coming soon! In other news, we've added a new short to the collection. It's all about K-Hype and his relationship to his towel. Finally, we'd like to thank Rich Mbariket and WebSeriesMagazine.com for featuring us on their blog.

C-Hair vs. A Sudsy Century Club

Next time on a very special episode of Skittlebrau...

This Sunday, July 12, C-Hair is going to make an attempt at joining the Century Club. Photo updates by the minute via Twitter with video to follow on SkittlebrauHQ.com, YouTube, Facebook, FunnyOrDie and maybe even at C-Hair's funeral. Join us, won't you?

New Short Posted - The Phone Thing

We recently shot something for the brave men and women at Vonage Canada. Check it out on SkittlebrauHQ.com or on YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/SkittlebrauHQ. K-Hype is an idiot.

SKITTLEBRAUHQ.COM IS A GO!

That's right...a real live website.

http://skittlebrauhq.com

Check it out and enjoy. There is a ton of new content coming VERY soon and the full episodes begin airing on 09.09.09.

Let's dance...
Skittlebrau

A SKITTLEBRAU WEEKEND CONTINUES...

Sunday, June 28 @ 11am - http://twitter.com/twittlebrau

K-Hype's feet may have been set ablaze today but that won't stop him from keeping it going tomorrow.

K-HYPE BABY! TAKE NOTES.

K-Hype...all day...twittering. He's twat so much. See?
GO!

iMash

The Bounce has up and done it again. He's just made 2 of his spectacular mash-up albums available for a free download.

Check it out and swallow that shit whole.

More to come at: http://robertgraydonanderson.blogspot.com/

Jams...
C.

Help a Skittle out a little.

If there's one thing we are, it's broke.

We are broke.

Hugetime.

We're stoked as all hell that Season 01 is not far away and we'd like nothing more than record a proper record.

Here's the thing...

We can't afford anything.

Nothing.

If you can find it within you to help us out in these desperate times, it would be greatly appreciated.

Donate today! You know that Skittlbrau is a good cause.

Probably the best cause.

Ever.

Drop your money in the bucket and let the saving begin...

C.

Twittlebrau

Yeah...fuck...it happened. It had to happen.
Tweet.
Ah, fuck.

@twittlebrau <-- Getafterit.

Oh, internet...
C.

Skittleshau Wrap Party

There are a lot of things I could say about today.

We wrapped up season 1 of the Skittlebrau show and thought up ideas for future endeavors.

We shot some shorts that will be coming out VERY soon.

Beer and whiskey was consumed in much the same manner that a thirsty gazelle could lap up a tide pond.

We watched the first cuts of all of the episodes and marveled at the strength of vision that that Matt, James, Kyle and Nick each brought to the table.

All in all a great fucking day...and here are a few pictures to lend a more tangible aspect to whatever the hell I just typed.

NOTE: I'm still reeling from my first in-depth pursuit of all the joy and splendor that Molson Dry has to offer.

Anyway....
...Pictures!







Totally extraordinormal...
C.

Episode 08 - K-Folk

Big day.

Big-big day.

The final episode for round one of our little foray into web-seriesery, and I - my friends - I without my trusty camera.

With personal shame running rampant in my veins at this very moment, I will say that it was definitely one of the most entertaining episodes to shoot.

Our good friend, Brandon Bliss (keymaster for Southern Ontario supergroup Saint Alvia,) came out to dig in the dirt with us as they say. He did an amazing job and his wise words will not soon be forgotten.

It's been fun as shit working with Matt, James, Kyle and Nick over the past few weeks. We got a lot of ground covered and now we just wait until the finished episodes are available for all to see.

We'll have more information coming soon, so keep your Kauftis hot and your Firds foamy...

For, the road a-twists...and the road a-bends, my friends...
C

Episode 07 - The Big BM

In this episode we pay homage to our fallen hero, King Of Comedy, Bernie Mac. We called him "The Big BM", because he was the shit.

Let me say that again...

Bernie Mac was the shit.






Every hit that I rip and every rhyme that I spit is for him...
C.

Bongpod Disaster

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Episode 06 - Wrestling Terrorists

Well...Hmmm...You know what? I'm not really sure what to write about this episode. It was fun as all hell to shoot. I still can't get all the pink off my skin. Some wild shit went down. Some belts are bigger than others. Some belts' mothers are bigger than other belts' mothers.

Special thanks to Liz, Prince and Katie for all of their help on this episode.






Got my junk so tucked I'm essentially a Ken doll...
C

Episode 05 - Maintenance Man

If you can take one lesson away from this episode, please let it be that you can NEVER trust anybody toting a Zack Morris style phone.

Not ever.

Ignore this lesson and you'll find yourself faced with some sexy consequences...
...consequences which no amount of showering will ever rinse clean.

Damn sexy plumber.






You'll have to wait your turn...
C

Episode 04 - D-Hyd

You know how sometimes your friends can hate your other friends? It's enough to drive a poor soul to the bottle, forchrissakes.






We all go "wheeeeeeee"...
C

Fun With Movie Magic

The world is a huge and crazy place and we don't have any money to shoot in extravagant locations. This blue screen is as extravagant as we get.






Turn around...
C

Episode 03 - Hip Hop Exam

These pictures don't even begin to describe what this episode entails. I'm going to leave it like that.

Why?

I'm just a sonofabitch.

That's why.






Too much mustard...
C

Episode 02 - Quarantine

Sometimes your friends fall ill. That's just the nature of the beast. What the hell would you do if you were faced with the daunting task of protecting the outside world from the spread of a terrible disease? I know what we would do.






Is it bad?...
C

Episode 01 - Hiccups

Some may say "hiccoughs," but those people are wrong, Wrong, WRONG! This episode was fun as all hell to shoot...mostly because Ben had to endure the worst of it.






Tomato bath...
C

Sippin' Kaufti Often

I'm not sure why exactly it took me so long to get over my fear of starting a blog, but here she is - in all of her digital glory.

It...it's beautiful.

What you're looking at, right here, is a way for us to textually, pictorially and musically showcase whatever the hell it is that we're up to.

Most recently - for the past few months - we've been working with our friends:

Matt Lochner


James Heaslip


Kyle Waterman


Nick Whelan


What are we doing exactly?

Oh, I'll tell you what we're doing, all right. I'll tell you bigtime.

We've been developing a TV show based around the band.

Obviously.

It's been a ridiculous time so far, and it'll be a goddamn shame to have to wrap this project up in a few weeks.

That being said, we'll be uploading various photographs from the filming of each episode and popping them tasty little devils right here.

Mr. James Heaslip, who is significantly more adept with a camera in his hand than I, has also been documenting the shoots on his blog. Check that shit out.

In the meantime, keep your eyes and ears open for more news and updates.

Turn it over...
Connor "C-Hair" Lovat-Fraser